We brought us home a kitty cat,
They said his name was "Ghuey".
Lazier than a hound dog
and n'er the worry.
Ghuey's got baby's momma
wrapped up deep in his spell.
Ghuey won't be farin' around here too well.
She bought a screened in, baby stroller,
where he could lay about and relax
I was here first, with the squeaky wheels
imagine that?
So, I picked up momma's precious
and I drove him to the turnaround..
Tossed Boy Wonder in the bushes
gunning my accelerator down.
Don't you know,
with his ninth and final life,
he's charmed
a fisherman's wife
keeps him stocked
in fresh catch and boiled chickens...
There and thus
I passed the torch
to another more deserving
of serving
the domestic disaster
by the name of Master
Ghuey Charles Dickens...
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Re-Edited 01/25/2024 @ 6:48 PM Pacific Standard Time